Post
2239 2021-03-04 11:58:55 UTC
<one chicken nigger please..I MEAN DINNER
2271 2021-03-08 03:38:42 UTC
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! Whiner Whiner Chicken Diner!
2240 2021-03-04 12:01:06 UTC
CHICKEN DINNER NOT NIGGER
2241 2021-03-04 12:01:47 UTC
I MEAN TO SAY DINNER NOT CHICKEN NIGGER
2242 2021-03-04 14:56:20 UTC
too late the british police are after yu
2028 2021-02-05 22:56:27 UTC
how many knots (nautical miles) are you doing
2029 2021-02-05 23:02:26 UTC
-1 i have overflowed the 8-bit digital counter on my boat speed counter
(x2) 2021-02-25 00:14:02 UTC
2200i get it now youtube viral videos like these are replacement of religion now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90dbwqfrDeA
so the average powerless cosmopolitan prole can feel guilty of the chinkshit or plastic bags or whatever they (can afford to) buy in a <generic western country> whose politicians have sold out it's mining and manufacturing decades ago
2206 2021-02-26 14:40:36 UTC
when one centralized thought-outsourcing system fails it will be replaced
2207 2021-02-26 14:49:31 UTC
REPENT FOR NIKE
2209 2021-02-26 18:28:27 UTC
==TOP 10 REASONS YOU NEED TO REPENT FOR RACISM RIGHT NOW
2270 2021-03-08 03:26:01 UTC
TOP 10 REASONS RACE-MIXING MUST BE BANNED WORLDWIDE
TOP 10 REASONS ETHNIC-MIXING MUST BE BANNED WORLDWIDE
TOP 10 REASONS IMMIGRATION MUST BE BANNED WORLDWIDE
2013 2021-02-05 09:32:37 UTC
helloooo welcome to the good internet where all the cool (schizophrenic) people are
(x2) 2021-02-08 05:53:00 UTC
2055Why don't you just tell the truth?
2058 2021-02-08 09:58:46 UTC
because i don't want people to help me or worry
2063 2021-02-08 23:14:24 UTC
To be fair, they probably wouldn't do either. Maybe if it's your parents they'll worry but that's about it.
You should try telling it how it is. It's fun to see strangers, like clerks or waiters, squirm when you tell them it's a shitty day. Also when you feel great and you say so and mean it you feel even better.
2269 2021-03-07 20:52:50 UTC
They're just doing their job, which is probably soul-sucking enough as it is without some retard whining about how miserable they are, you faggot drama queen.
(x2) 2021-02-09 02:33:24 UTC
2066alternatively just respond with how are you and then the exchange ends
2260 2021-03-05 19:37:19 UTC
don't ask what the 4th Reich can do for you,
ask what YOU can do for the 4th Reich!
2261 2021-03-05 19:58:17 UTC
what can I do for the 4th reich?
2262 2021-03-05 23:14:20 UTC
shitpost using swastika-ladened moe fanart on anime message boards
2268 2021-03-07 09:03:02 UTC
BASED
2263 2021-03-06 10:23:17 UTC
FEELINGS DEVASTATED
2267 2021-03-06 23:57:35 UTC
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your poverty dinner on these forums ever again bro..
2250 2021-03-05 10:07:55 UTC
2005 was a terrible year because i had to go to school
2253 2021-03-05 13:02:34 UTC
2005 was good because gta sa on pc came out but after finishing that game the 90s rad multimedia hyperreality era had finally ended and so it was bad
2257 2021-03-05 18:19:56 UTC
2005 fucked my shit up with FEAR
(x2) 2021-03-06 14:23:03 UTC
2266no i dont understand please give it to me in meme format
2247 2021-03-05 05:31:59 UTC
Stay inside your own country! Sorry my country is full of trash, garbage, stray animals, feral animals, citizen sub-animals, & imported unwanted undesirable illegal sub-animals from all other countries!
2265 2021-03-06 13:00:56 UTC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h82D5ZvcALM
2249 2021-03-05 10:06:41 UTC
there are australian spiders in zimbabwe
2037 2021-02-06 13:19:18 UTC
SUPEROBEDIENCE DISABILITY PRIVILEGE
REMOVAL OF ORGANS TO BELONG
666 VOODO BUGMAN PRO
2038 2021-02-06 13:20:37 UTC
THE INFERTILE MONKS OF CONSUMERISM
2039 2021-02-06 13:21:08 UTC
ANAL SEX REWARD
2041 2021-02-06 16:07:38 UTC
GENDER REVEAL
DAD'S ON THE ROOF
HE'S GONNA JUMP
2264 2021-03-06 10:24:14 UTC
TRIPPLEMASKS
2259 2021-03-05 18:46:23 UTC
low-test oven
2031 2021-02-06 01:00:03 UTC
why have ratwires been expelled from 109 countries?
2034 2021-02-06 11:01:17 UTC
it was for giving predatory loans
2035 2021-02-06 11:01:40 UTC
also that one time we committed vehicular manslaughter
2215 2021-02-28 20:35:59 UTC
how to dress like a sextourist in asia
2248 2021-03-05 06:40:24 UTC
how to dress like a nudist in your country!
2258 2021-03-05 18:21:05 UTC
nudist tailors on strike
2084 2021-02-11 17:42:55 UTC
POOPDICK IN BOTSWANA
2254 2021-03-05 13:03:07 UTC
PARADIGM SHIFT
(x2) 2021-03-05 13:03:26 UTC
2255PARADIGM SHITFT
2152 2021-02-18 17:58:51 UTC
asian facebook
2252 2021-03-05 12:57:44 UTC
Chinese Fecesbook ; Jewish Fecesbook ; Moslem Fecesbook
2256 2021-03-05 13:06:08 UTC
schizo but i still believe it https://birthofanewearthblog.com/on-the-jews-and-their-obsession-with-feces/
2251 2021-03-05 10:09:54 UTC
tell your friends about shitting in the wires
2075 2021-02-09 23:04:39 UTC
I like you ratwires.
You're cool and not afraid of anything.
2246 2021-03-05 05:09:16 UTC
I am afraid of your country's flora & fauna & sub-animals!
2081 2021-02-11 07:01:48 UTC
i am afraid of spiders
(x2) 2021-03-04 16:51:32 UTC
2244pls no racism
2245 2021-03-04 17:19:27 UTC
unless it's ironic
2219 2021-03-01 04:43:44 UTC
I'm a gay man trapped inside the body of the wrong sex.
2243 2021-03-04 16:50:18 UTC
ok maddie you can play fantasy football with your father after you walk the dog
2106 2021-02-15 16:35:06 UTC
sent
2040 2021-02-06 14:21:46 UTC
STEVE BALLMER
(x2) 2021-02-06 22:14:03 UTC
2044STEVE BALLMER
2045 2021-02-07 10:31:54 UTC
SLAMMER
2053 2021-02-07 17:15:42 UTC
how to upgrade pentium 4 ???
2054 2021-02-07 17:22:59 UTC
SLAM IT
2238 2021-03-04 00:59:00 UTC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssiKACwz0SE
2049 2021-02-07 13:23:41 UTC
ppl rejected LISP and SMALLTALK, they embraced EUNUCHS and C instead
now ppl embrace NPM and JAVASCRIPT and BROWSER DOM because it's kind of like EMACS
morans
2051 2021-02-07 14:36:49 UTC
moarones
2235 2021-03-03 21:50:32 UTC
EVERYONE WANTS PROGRAMMABLE SOFTWARE BOX WITH GUI ELEMENTS THAT DOES EVERYTHING, LIKE EMACS, BUT THEY IMPLEMENT IN DIFFERENT PLACES LIKE EXCEL, CHROME, *SH, FOOBAR2000, *VIM, FIREFOX XUL ETC THEY JUST KEEM MAKING THEM EMACSES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
2236 2021-03-03 21:54:28 UTC
note: *SH to launch/control *.nix cli and x11 gui applications
note2: shit like python and awk as general purpose scripting and automation enviroments could also be categorized in those use cases
2237 2021-03-04 00:58:11 UTC
trees have covid
2234 2021-03-03 20:17:05 UTC
CHINESE RICE
2196 2021-02-24 15:26:30 UTC
sudo touch children
(x2) 2021-03-03 09:25:40 UTC
2233sudo concuss sub-animals ; sudo deport sub-animals
2231 2021-03-02 20:56:28 UTC
edit:nvm i fixed it
2232 2021-03-02 21:00:24 UTC
FAT RENAMON TITTIES
2229 2021-03-02 17:20:22 UTC
hi hello
2230 2021-03-02 17:21:13 UTC
hi
2227 2021-03-02 16:42:00 UTC
[ASMR] record-achieved betamale speedrunner asthamtic screetches and moans [10h]
2228 2021-03-02 16:43:31 UTC
https://youtu.be/VNXPYtkRGl0?t=600
powerful move
i call it pussydryer
2210 2021-02-26 22:15:43 UTC
str8 calling out lainers
2226 2021-03-02 13:47:09 UTC
more like lamers
2225 2021-03-02 12:01:51 UTC
i make sure everything i buy feels cheap
2223 2021-03-02 08:15:17 UTC
Crystals of autism
2224 2021-03-02 09:42:14 UTC
crush em up and snort em
(x4) 2021-03-01 18:22:35 UTC
2222bitch put the bag on
2221 2021-03-01 12:14:02 UTC
18+ 5G
2123 2021-02-17 05:41:30 UTC
Bakunahan ang wikang kultong grupo nang hubo at hubad! Ang saya-saya! Nakakatuwa! Nakaka-aliw!
2105 2021-02-15 13:30:42 UTC
Funny fact: If you use Tangalog/Taglish language, you automagically become an ethnic Bobotante Tangalogistani!
2115 2021-02-16 07:53:37 UTC
Be Tangalog Pinay! Be Tangalog TransPinay! Be Tangalog Pinoy! Be Tangalog TransPinoy! Ang saya-saya! Nakakatuwa! Nakaka-aliw!
2079 2021-02-10 21:21:29 UTC
where can i buy???
2080 2021-02-10 22:00:41 UTC
Your local alleyway
(x2) 2021-02-12 21:10:52 UTC
2088ratwires expert opinion
2190 2021-02-23 18:51:49 UTC
ratwires conference call
2192 2021-02-24 11:34:00 UTC
ratwires conscientious
2218 2021-03-01 04:35:54 UTC
ratwires consensus
2217 2021-03-01 02:56:26 UTC
test
2216 2021-02-28 21:25:25 UTC
BOOMER DATA
2194 2021-02-24 12:45:23 UTC
they make and destroy imageboards every month
2214 2021-02-28 04:32:31 UTC
mass shootings are so dead right now that (((they))) gotta shake the fish bowl
2195 2021-02-24 15:25:53 UTC
well... now you know why this is a textboard
2213 2021-02-27 17:03:05 UTC
learned receptive response to images and sounds in television broadcast, transferred to internet
2212 2021-02-27 13:07:46 UTC
🐌
(x2) 2021-02-27 00:41:31 UTC
2211schizos vs. chinks
whoever wins we all lose
2134 2021-02-17 16:51:10 UTC
TRANNIES BEATING UP DYKES
2201 2021-02-25 15:41:46 UTC
SUCH A FUN SIGHTE
2208 2021-02-26 14:51:01 UTC
TRANNIES CHUGGING GALLONS OF MARE PISS AND BOILING PLASTICS
2205 2021-02-26 08:43:35 UTC
part of this now
2202 2021-02-25 18:17:20 UTC
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FOR A SHIT
2204 2021-02-26 00:44:50 UTC
shit is not sentient
2203 2021-02-25 21:37:48 UTC
ok
2118 2021-02-16 23:12:53 UTC
IT HERPES
2119 2021-02-16 23:27:19 UTC
IT HERPES
now in lgbt+ friendly (tm) packaging
2120 2021-02-16 23:27:53 UTC
IT HERPES
2121 2021-02-16 23:29:43 UTC
sexual transmissive disease is a real painful issue in lgbt+++ comunity so we would like to make sure it persists and these degenerates buy our product
2183 2021-02-23 08:51:37 UTC
CRUNCHYNET
(x2) 2021-02-24 19:52:29 UTC
2199it sounds like something a very smol squidgirl would be veryexcitedabout
(x2) 2021-02-23 13:48:28 UTC
2188cap.com
2198 2021-02-24 19:28:46 UTC
capitalist realism aesthetics american store chains in spooky decay edition https://www.youtube.com/v/DvaWfUCXvcY
2197 2021-02-24 19:00:46 UTC
lets teach blackpeople how 2 read so they can make raps and use twitter
2193 2021-02-24 12:11:18 UTC
bitch
2185 2021-02-23 12:05:06 UTC
my brain has automated the task of saying 'hello' and 'bye' and nothing eles in video calls to preserve my sanity
2186 2021-02-23 13:18:34 UTC
hi yesterday i finished and closed the thing for thing x and [created new ticker for and-] started working on thing y and today i am continuing work on thing y t-thatisallfromme...
2189 2021-02-23 17:10:09 UTC
you just described my life for the past year how did you do that
2191 2021-02-23 20:44:58 UTC
they pay me thousands of european rubles to put react button on screeeenn i dont know why
2187 2021-02-23 13:20:08 UTC
closed the ticket i mean
TICKET
2170 2021-02-20 23:58:00 UTC
oooh shit i misgendered some dyke so i got banned from world economy
2171 2021-02-21 10:13:36 UTC
Just make your own economy bro
2184 2021-02-23 11:47:39 UTC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPk92MngypI
2179 2021-02-22 11:06:41 UTC
turnip economy
2175 2021-02-21 18:52:04 UTC
muscledaddy-economy
2180 2021-02-22 18:20:28 UTC
holocaust(tm) museum theme park
2182 2021-02-22 18:35:21 UTC
holocaust cereal
2181 2021-02-22 18:35:10 UTC
holocaust jingle
2172 2021-02-21 11:47:56 UTC
cumtub https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/62417170/
2174 2021-02-21 14:51:17 UTC
that's mega grim
also
>browsing cuckchan
lmao
2176 2021-02-21 21:37:39 UTC
actually, i found it on the four chon imageboard
STEEEEEEEEEEEE
2178 2021-02-22 10:34:24 UTC
SNEED
2173 2021-02-21 13:18:16 UTC
fake story real pic
2135 2021-02-17 18:41:10 UTC
E-SIMPS BETAMAXX SUPER_SOY LOW-T DONATOR-WOMANSAVOR
2136 2021-02-17 18:43:06 UTC
NICEGUY-FUNNYFRIEND
2137 2021-02-17 18:51:27 UTC
SHOPPINGPAL-LUGGAGELAD
2138 2021-02-17 21:54:28 UTC
WOMANSFRIEND
2146 2021-02-18 12:29:43 UTC
SUPERORBITER
(x2) 2021-02-22 09:57:50 UTC
2177BETACOCK
2142 2021-02-18 09:52:43 UTC
LADYSBUDDY
(x2) 2021-02-18 10:01:13 UTC
2144NOPENIS FRUITCAKE
2164 2021-02-20 10:42:26 UTC
WEEK-KNEES
2145 2021-02-18 12:29:09 UTC
LADYSBOY
2165 2021-02-20 10:45:22 UTC
y e s
2159 2021-02-19 19:05:11 UTC
im going to make lots of moneyy
so icanbuymyself
24 carat
SOLID GOLD
COCK
2169 2021-02-20 21:48:52 UTC
i just want to buy myself
2160 2021-02-19 19:09:07 UTC
COCK OUT OF SOLID GOLD
SOLID GOLD COCK
24 K
2163 2021-02-20 08:44:39 UTC
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY COCK
2091 2021-02-13 07:55:22 UTC
GUI (graphical user interface) but for Black-people
2093 2021-02-13 13:57:24 UTC
Internet but for Black "People"
2094 2021-02-13 15:05:37 UTC
Internet But For Boomers
2140 2021-02-18 01:29:07 UTC
Internet but for real ethnic Bobotante Tangalogistani
Internet but for trans-ethnic Bobotante Tangalogistani
Internet but for fake ethnic Bobotante Tangalogistani
(x2) 2021-02-20 11:27:45 UTC
2166ACTIVATE THE SHOOTERS
2167 2021-02-20 11:50:43 UTC
SHOOTER ACTIVATION CODE:
2168 2021-02-20 19:05:16 UTC
rar and zip archives of binaries attached to forum posts is the most legit way of distributing all software
2126 2021-02-17 12:37:02 UTC
^^ 3text
` code
italic
* bold
rainbowtext
$ shaketext
%% spoiler
!! glowtext
== redtext
> greentext
< bluetext
2127 2021-02-17 12:37:43 UTC
^^ 3text^^
code
italic
bold
shaketext
spoiler
glowtext
redtext
2128 2021-02-17 12:38:23 UTC
^3text^
2129 2021-02-17 12:38:42 UTC
^^why is this not working^^
^reeeee
^^reeeee
(x2) 2021-02-17 16:09:58 UTC
2133This board is running a slightly older version of ratmachine, 3D text still uses hashes for now cus icba to update
2161 2021-02-19 20:49:22 UTC
>he's not even using the latest version of his own software on his site
toppest of keks
2162 2021-02-19 22:07:41 UTC
ok but am i bovvad
2130 2021-02-17 12:55:27 UTC
readme more like ^^FUCK ME
2158 2021-02-19 17:03:45 UTC
i'm running my CPU at 1.8ghz to avoid https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erythema_ab_igne
2149 2021-02-18 15:25:57 UTC
do any of you get random phrases repeating over and over in your head for no reason
rn my brain keeps spamming me with the phrase 'subtle offgassing'
Like I haven't read anything with that phrase recently, I don't know why it's latched on to it
2157 2021-02-19 14:40:58 UTC
rarity and nudity
2156 2021-02-19 13:25:51 UTC
get checked for tumors or strangers whispering to your ear when sleeping. both are very common.
2154 2021-02-18 21:02:34 UTC
dancing on with the moonlit knight
2150 2021-02-18 15:53:24 UTC
rarely and mildly
(x2) 2021-02-19 08:50:05 UTC
2155Poop & Scoop
Plumbing Unclogging Solutions
2151 2021-02-18 16:51:24 UTC
Programming tutorials: Why I'm literary a better human being than you and you should know that I'm a literary perfect human with broad and objective judgment and literary right about everything and work for free as a part time philosopher and guru and my mom and my 6th grade teacher both told me I'm perfect and I am 30 years old and live alone in a studio apartment and my cat will eat my toes after I'll have a stroke
2153 2021-02-18 18:00:13 UTC
Why my specialization is actually an important relevant field of study, and this language is better than anything else
2143 2021-02-18 09:58:18 UTC
i wrote this probably after drinking 5-8 cops of cofee (it tastes good ok), but i think there is psychology of self deprecation/disposal in those cliques. sore winners is the best term ever. also whimsical desire driven anti-health/life motives... it must reach a logical conclusion rite
2148 2021-02-18 14:00:30 UTC
HUMAN SUPERRIGHTS
2064 2021-02-08 23:16:52 UTC
move to the country side
is comfy n quiet
2065 2021-02-09 01:05:26 UTC
i want but money
2076 2021-02-10 17:07:08 UTC
bill gates snatching up that land with the quickness
2078 2021-02-10 17:19:06 UTC
bill gates advancing at startling pace
2141 2021-02-18 09:51:49 UTC
Teletubbies was about the Holocaust.
2139 2021-02-17 22:02:55 UTC
all my homies know the ins n outs of evry awh stroke aroma drop, evry scene of evry film for evry fap that i do we homies, we share dicpics, we cumpete who can splash it farthest, who taste sweeter who feel best, you name it we been through it
dey wer homies.. i dont see a prblm
2132 2021-02-17 12:58:21 UTC
return { valid: false, status: "You just posted cringe, you are going to lose subscribers"}
2125 2021-02-17 11:21:03 UTC
cops exist to taze and beat niggers into bloody pulp with nightsticks so the retro gaming youtubers can make their videos without being robbed and murdered
2131 2021-02-17 12:56:28 UTC
niggers need to be into harsh high security prison system so soldering of sega megadrive memory card reader mods can be discussed
2060 2021-02-08 11:52:05 UTC
i want to lubricate the world
2098 2021-02-14 16:25:00 UTC
me too. where do we start?
2101 2021-02-15 02:18:17 UTC
eating greasy
2116 2021-02-16 16:21:46 UTC
how
2124 2021-02-17 10:57:25 UTC
olive oil on bread
lard on pancakes
fried parmesan
2097 2021-02-14 13:50:50 UTC
Wear your condom with your spermicide. Thank you so much.
2117 2021-02-16 21:10:29 UTC
i just shat so hard i had a nosebleed epi-c
2114 2021-02-16 00:59:17 UTC
CLICK HERE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaGcz_XOPPE
2113 2021-02-15 20:56:00 UTC
supertestosterone hyperaesthetics
(x2) 2021-02-14 23:49:06 UTC
2099if women had dicks they would try to rape each other to death
2102 2021-02-15 03:01:26 UTC
women are just female men
2104 2021-02-15 13:03:13 UTC
if men had dicks they would rape each other to death
2107 2021-02-15 19:43:49 UTC
MEN WITHOUT COCKS
2110 2021-02-15 19:50:12 UTC
Hen Without Mats
2112 2021-02-15 20:02:31 UTC
FUCK
2090 2021-02-13 07:52:00 UTC
the term 'spun up' just barely beats the term 'stellar' as the gayest most overused awful term used by a certain kind of insufferable person that is likely posting on 'hacker news' right now
this is a good analysis
2092 2021-02-13 12:27:00 UTC
S C H I Z O A N A L Y S I S
(x3) 2021-02-15 20:01:22 UTC
2111https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUIpNQ1J-94
2095 2021-02-13 20:05:14 UTC
photo from advertising agency founders in eastern europe - aging childless hipster couple at their city centre top floor office in front of white ikea shelves full of self congratulating shit and imported vintage design things incl. a Sony boombox from 70s, also the obligatory steve jobs book in center of composition... flabby man with beard and moustache wearing a knitted sweater, and a woman with mature looks, half-length black hair, little chubby, with round very wide homely momface, like literary she could be your mom, confidently sitting with legs and arms spread out in an office chair and has dressed herself as straight-out-of-instagram billie eilish with the latest streetwear style baggy rags with matching skate shoes and has deep saturated pink makeup on her cheeks and purple lesbionic lipstick on her lips, her look doesn't match her age whatsoever
these are the urbanite wannabe-american upperclass in post-communist country, the culture workers that will push our society forward
2109 2021-02-15 19:49:11 UTC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIDYbT2yYis
(x2) 2021-02-15 00:04:24 UTC
2100MY ORANGE JUICE IS FLAT
2108 2021-02-15 19:46:00 UTC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqg5-Rt1jLE
2103 2021-02-15 12:54:26 UTC
i like promotional campaign dynamics of roller coaster tycoon 1 and 2 so much i plan moving to china to become aliexpress seller
2096 2021-02-14 00:17:17 UTC
it's utterly baffling to me that there are people who look upon the world with anything less than utter disgust and abject horror at the inhumane beast their forefathers created
2048 2021-02-07 12:37:50 UTC
Anonboard
Clearnet: https://anonboard.be/
Tor: http://anonbrd2gmsia547epkpebsyayuo75pet4ymis2uomuimarld7n3bkqd.onion/
I2P: http://23reicfqj2yrq6bushimyfo3jnxkcxz77ruqdl474wlvkhulrnmq.b32.i2p/
2089 2021-02-12 22:56:45 UTC
good board
2087 2021-02-11 18:40:59 UTC
WINDOWS 10?
IT TWERKS
Solitaire Subscribtion Updates
2086 2021-02-11 18:40:50 UTC
WINDOWS 10?
IT TWERKS
Solitaire Subscribtion Updates
2085 2021-02-11 18:18:05 UTC
SUPEROBAMA
2068 2021-02-09 12:13:34 UTC
inform your coworkers about the jews
2069 2021-02-09 12:15:25 UTC
send fbi finders case summary to your employer on linkedin
2070 2021-02-09 12:18:30 UTC
remind people on your company's slack channels that people involved with drag queen story hour are convicted sex offenders
2071 2021-02-09 12:22:41 UTC
if you're from U.S.A. don't forget to remind them that one of the founding members of BLM was in a domestic terrorist organization that organized bombing to kill US senators
2072 2021-02-09 12:29:09 UTC
in a meeting call with your client you can jokingly mention that state of israel despite persistent commitment of human rights violations towards palestinian population and having living standards comparable to eastern europe still receives as much financial aid as congo. lol.
2073 2021-02-09 12:32:35 UTC
use statistical improbabilities of the holocaust to mentor interns and new colleagues with programming exercises
2083 2021-02-11 14:48:22 UTC
present suicide statistics sorted by sexual orientation to your supervisor
2082 2021-02-11 08:50:20 UTC
Any yous ever sporgle a pooch? My mate got two rgourgey puppers last month, 'ey's be fair aggro all day 'cept at night but at night 'ey make wet 'round 'em prems. He tried 'n' make 'em go outside but 'ey keep comin' back in his house 'n' just shite all over, if he has the door open 'ey'll do that but if he has it closed 'ey'll bark and bork all fuckin' night. Mate's at his ends. Sporglin' seems only thing left, I tried sporgle 'em like you sporgle a kit but can't sporgle a pooch like that seems.
(x2) 2021-02-10 17:18:36 UTC
2077Johnny was a chemist
A chemist he's no more
What he though was H2O was H2SO4
2074 2021-02-09 13:30:01 UTC
u got hakcd
- by yanana mus
// https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WPCLda_erI
2067 2021-02-09 10:42:13 UTC
DESPERATE BUT NOT HELPLESS
I FEEL SO USELESS IN THE MURDEERRR CIIIITY
2062 2021-02-08 13:24:00 UTC
i'm calling this aesthetic schizocore
2059 2021-02-08 11:47:36 UTC
why is the opposito of innstall not unstall
2061 2021-02-08 11:52:47 UTC
inn-stall is where your horse sleeps when traveling
2014 2021-02-05 10:08:09 UTC
if there is investment what is outvestment
2057 2021-02-08 09:55:01 UTC
vest you wear over your jacket
2052 2021-02-07 15:27:44 UTC
SCREEN RADIATION
2056 2021-02-08 09:13:11 UTC
lange
schlange
2047 2021-02-07 12:01:15 UTC
BROTHERMAN BILL
2046 2021-02-07 11:31:47 UTC
accidentally poured orange juice in my milk today while dressed like a 90s hacker from palo alto
2043 2021-02-06 19:14:02 UTC
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<For anyone having to provide proof of their age, this is because of a recent revision to a directive passed across virtually all of Europe which now REQUIRES proof of age for anyone wanting to watch/purchase age restricted media in those countries, which extends to online viewing; this is not strictly a Google thing. The full details of the new directive can be found here: https://ec.europa.eu/digital-single-market/en/audiovisual-media-services-directive-avmsd
2032 2021-02-06 02:04:14 UTC
SEX CRIME
(x2) 2021-02-06 03:28:14 UTC
2033Rape Factor
2042 2021-02-06 19:09:19 UTC
Welcome back to THE TWERK
(x2) 2021-02-05 22:03:56 UTC
2022hhaha poorfags they always be treating their poverty as some kind of virtue
2023 2021-02-05 22:27:47 UTC
richfags do be acting like money has value and will fill the void in their heart doe
like nigga you gon die in 70 years and you really wanna spend that time it making the world even worse for shiny shekles you don't really have any use for
what are you gonna buy yet another anime figurine, game console? fucking read bitch
2025 2021-02-05 22:32:13 UTC
my computers don't have previous owner's skin, cum and feces in them haha
(btw im joking im merely nigger-rich while living in decrepit soviet apartment)
2026 2021-02-05 22:39:24 UTC
on more serious node in rural area richfags can buy land, tools, machinery, produce something and maintain the place and afford better stuff than unaesthetic building material scraps out of dump to repair and improve their habitats while poorfags are in ave how 'clever' they are making their house exteriors resembling eyesore shantyshacks
2027 2021-02-05 22:55:33 UTC
money is power. the poor will always be critical of how the rich use it. rich who use it to shove it in poor's faces without actually having the ability to keep that power (rich niggas) aren't contributing to stability. The strategy seems to be to convince the poor that status-symbols are the meaning of life but i doubt this will last long. I try to convince rich idiots to at least try to hide their low iq but obviously that doesn't go over well. meanwhile proper rich folk never get heard about by poor people since they don't do social media stunts
2036 2021-02-06 11:04:15 UTC
Yeah richfags nowadays are degenerate af. Richfags back in the day like Mansa Musa straight up just threw so much money at the poor that he basically collapsed the economy.
2015 2021-02-05 10:21:30 UTC
Do you want some french canadian fries?
2016 2021-02-05 10:57:55 UTC
ok this is going too far this is going to be reported to Homeland Security
2017 2021-02-05 13:22:43 UTC
CALL 911 NOW
BASS DROP
2024 2021-02-05 22:28:22 UTC
BRROOOOOOP NIGANIGANIGA SMOKE KU$H BRROOOOOOP
2020 2021-02-05 16:40:18 UTC
google sex boobies :DDDD
2021 2021-02-05 16:41:46 UTC
every night the knife in my soul that was first placed there as a child is twisted and i curse the child in me whose curiosity lead to the destruction of everything he loved
2018 2021-02-05 14:19:07 UTC
state enforced sopa de macaco
UMA DELICIA
2019 2021-02-05 16:27:44 UTC
monke :2