learned receptive response to images and sounds in television broadcast, transferred to internet
they make and destroy imageboards every month
well... now you know why this is a textboard
🐌
schizos vs. chinks
whoever wins we all lose
cocktuse triangles
no no goyim, it makes sense
they go to nostalgic aesthetic driven internet microsubcultures like geocities 90s web, y2k tumblrs etc and shoehorn their creepy child molester vibe in it
str8 calling out lainers
i know exactly what you mean...
i get it now youtube viral videos like these are replacement of religion now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90dbwqfrDeA
so the average powerless cosmopolitan prole can feel guilty of the chinkshit or plastic bags or whatever they (can afford to) buy in a <generic western country> whose politicians have sold out it's mining and manufacturing decades ago
when one centralized thought-outsourcing system fails it will be replaced
REPENT FOR NIKE
==TOP 10 REASONS YOU NEED TO REPENT FOR RACISM RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPER2w7xSR8
TRANNIES BEATING UP DYKES
SUCH A FUN SIGHTE
TRANNIES CHUGGING GALLONS OF MARE PISS AND BOILING PLASTICS
where can i buy???
Your local alleyway
ratwires expert opinion
ratwires conference call
ratwires conscientious
i destroyed your destroyed version https://vocaroo.com/1n08YkKI21rq
This is... interesting
What's are the voice samples from lol
a bunch of songs and soundclips i have, bigboybrandon, gnaw theme, me humming the tune, not sure what else was in there
part of this now
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FOR A SHIT
shit is not sentient
ok
IT HERPES
IT HERPES
now in lgbt+ friendly (tm) packaging
IT HERPES
sexual transmissive disease is a real painful issue in lgbt+++ comunity so we would like to make sure it persists and these degenerates buy our product
sudo touch children
CRUNCHYNET
it sounds like something a very smol squidgirl would be veryexcitedabout
cap.com
capitalist realism aesthetics american store chains in spooky decay edition https://www.youtube.com/v/DvaWfUCXvcY
lets teach blackpeople how 2 read so they can make raps and use twitter
bitch
my brain has automated the task of saying 'hello' and 'bye' and nothing eles in video calls to preserve my sanity
hi yesterday i finished and closed the thing for thing x and [created new ticker for and-] started working on thing y and today i am continuing work on thing y t-thatisallfromme...
you just described my life for the past year how did you do that
they pay me thousands of european rubles to put react button on screeeenn i dont know why
closed the ticket i mean
TICKET
oooh shit i misgendered some dyke so i got banned from world economy
Just make your own economy bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPk92MngypI
turnip economy
muscledaddy-economy
holocaust(tm) museum theme park
holocaust cereal
holocaust jingle
cumtub https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/62417170/
that's mega grim
also
>browsing cuckchan
lmao
actually, i found it on the four chon imageboard
STEEEEEEEEEEEE
SNEED
fake story real pic
E-SIMPS BETAMAXX SUPER_SOY LOW-T DONATOR-WOMANSAVOR
NICEGUY-FUNNYFRIEND
SHOPPINGPAL-LUGGAGELAD
WOMANSFRIEND
SUPERORBITER
BETACOCK
LADYSBUDDY
NOPENIS FRUITCAKE
WEEK-KNEES
LADYSBOY
y e s
im going to make lots of moneyy
so icanbuymyself
24 carat
SOLID GOLD
COCK
i just want to buy myself
COCK OUT OF SOLID GOLD
SOLID GOLD COCK
24 K
DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY COCK
GUI (graphical user interface) but for Black-people
Internet but for Black "People"
Internet But For Boomers
Internet but for real ethnic Bobotante Tangalogistani
Internet but for trans-ethnic Bobotante Tangalogistani
Internet but for fake ethnic Bobotante Tangalogistani
ACTIVATE THE SHOOTERS
SHOOTER ACTIVATION CODE:
rar and zip archives of binaries attached to forum posts is the most legit way of distributing all software
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This board is running a slightly older version of ratmachine, 3D text still uses hashes for now cus icba to update
>he's not even using the latest version of his own software on his site
toppest of keks
ok but am i bovvad
readme more like ^^FUCK ME
i'm running my CPU at 1.8ghz to avoid https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erythema_ab_igne
do any of you get random phrases repeating over and over in your head for no reason
rn my brain keeps spamming me with the phrase 'subtle offgassing'
Like I haven't read anything with that phrase recently, I don't know why it's latched on to it
rarity and nudity
get checked for tumors or strangers whispering to your ear when sleeping. both are very common.
dancing on with the moonlit knight
rarely and mildly
Poop & Scoop
Plumbing Unclogging Solutions
Programming tutorials: Why I'm literary a better human being than you and you should know that I'm a literary perfect human with broad and objective judgment and literary right about everything and work for free as a part time philosopher and guru and my mom and my 6th grade teacher both told me I'm perfect and I am 30 years old and live alone in a studio apartment and my cat will eat my toes after I'll have a stroke
Why my specialization is actually an important relevant field of study, and this language is better than anything else
asian facebook
i wrote this probably after drinking 5-8 cops of cofee (it tastes good ok), but i think there is psychology of self deprecation/disposal in those cliques. sore winners is the best term ever. also whimsical desire driven anti-health/life motives... it must reach a logical conclusion rite
HUMAN SUPERRIGHTS
move to the country side
is comfy n quiet
i want but money
bill gates snatching up that land with the quickness
bill gates advancing at startling pace
Teletubbies was about the Holocaust.
all my homies know the ins n outs of evry awh stroke aroma drop, evry scene of evry film for evry fap that i do we homies, we share dicpics, we cumpete who can splash it farthest, who taste sweeter who feel best, you name it we been through it
dey wer homies.. i dont see a prblm
return { valid: false, status: "You just posted cringe, you are going to lose subscribers"}
cops exist to taze and beat niggers into bloody pulp with nightsticks so the retro gaming youtubers can make their videos without being robbed and murdered
niggers need to be into harsh high security prison system so soldering of sega megadrive memory card reader mods can be discussed
i want to lubricate the world
me too. where do we start?
eating greasy
how
olive oil on bread
lard on pancakes
fried parmesan
Wear your condom with your spermicide. Thank you so much.
What do naked real ethnic Bobotante Tangalogistani look like? What do naked trans-ethnic Bobotante Tangalogistani look like? What do naked fake ethnic Bobotante Tangalogistani look like? Please send noods. Thank you so much.
Bakunahan ang wikang kultong grupo nang hubo at hubad! Ang saya-saya! Nakakatuwa! Nakaka-aliw!
Funny fact: If you use Tangalog/Taglish language, you automagically become an ethnic Bobotante Tangalogistani!
Be Tangalog Pinay! Be Tangalog TransPinay! Be Tangalog Pinoy! Be Tangalog TransPinoy! Ang saya-saya! Nakakatuwa! Nakaka-aliw!
sent
milkers
send post
sent
i just shat so hard i had a nosebleed epi-c
turn me inb4
CLICK HERE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaGcz_XOPPE
supertestosterone hyperaesthetics
if women had dicks they would try to rape each other to death
women are just female men
if men had dicks they would rape each other to death
MEN WITHOUT COCKS
Hen Without Mats
FUCK
the term 'spun up' just barely beats the term 'stellar' as the gayest most overused awful term used by a certain kind of insufferable person that is likely posting on 'hacker news' right now
this is a good analysis
S C H I Z O A N A L Y S I S
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUIpNQ1J-94
photo from advertising agency founders in eastern europe - aging childless hipster couple at their city centre top floor office in front of white ikea shelves full of self congratulating shit and imported vintage design things incl. a Sony boombox from 70s, also the obligatory steve jobs book in center of composition... flabby man with beard and moustache wearing a knitted sweater, and a woman with mature looks, half-length black hair, little chubby, with round very wide homely momface, like literary she could be your mom, confidently sitting with legs and arms spread out in an office chair and has dressed herself as straight-out-of-instagram billie eilish with the latest streetwear style baggy rags with matching skate shoes and has deep saturated pink makeup on her cheeks and purple lesbionic lipstick on her lips, her look doesn't match her age whatsoever
these are the urbanite wannabe-american upperclass in post-communist country, the culture workers that will push our society forward
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIDYbT2yYis
MY ORANGE JUICE IS FLAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqg5-Rt1jLE
i like promotional campaign dynamics of roller coaster tycoon 1 and 2 so much i plan moving to china to become aliexpress seller
it's utterly baffling to me that there are people who look upon the world with anything less than utter disgust and abject horror at the inhumane beast their forefathers created
Anonboard
Clearnet: https://anonboard.be/
Tor: http://anonbrd2gmsia547epkpebsyayuo75pet4ymis2uomuimarld7n3bkqd.onion/
I2P: http://23reicfqj2yrq6bushimyfo3jnxkcxz77ruqdl474wlvkhulrnmq.b32.i2p/
good board
WINDOWS 10?
IT TWERKS
Solitaire Subscribtion Updates
WINDOWS 10?
IT TWERKS
Solitaire Subscribtion Updates
SUPEROBAMA
America replaced God with Shitdick. Americans worship Shitcock.
America's highest value is Shitcock.
Dick covered in human shit is the mission of America.
theres nowhere near enough shit on this cock, can I speak to your manager?
POOPDICK IN BOTSWANA
inform your coworkers about the jews
send fbi finders case summary to your employer on linkedin
remind people on your company's slack channels that people involved with drag queen story hour are convicted sex offenders
if you're from U.S.A. don't forget to remind them that one of the founding members of BLM was in a domestic terrorist organization that organized bombing to kill US senators
in a meeting call with your client you can jokingly mention that state of israel despite persistent commitment of human rights violations towards palestinian population and having living standards comparable to eastern europe still receives as much financial aid as congo. lol.
use statistical improbabilities of the holocaust to mentor interns and new colleagues with programming exercises
present suicide statistics sorted by sexual orientation to your supervisor
Any yous ever sporgle a pooch? My mate got two rgourgey puppers last month, 'ey's be fair aggro all day 'cept at night but at night 'ey make wet 'round 'em prems. He tried 'n' make 'em go outside but 'ey keep comin' back in his house 'n' just shite all over, if he has the door open 'ey'll do that but if he has it closed 'ey'll bark and bork all fuckin' night. Mate's at his ends. Sporglin' seems only thing left, I tried sporgle 'em like you sporgle a kit but can't sporgle a pooch like that seems.
I like you ratwires.
You're cool and not afraid of anything.
i am afraid of spiders
Johnny was a chemist
A chemist he's no more
What he though was H2O was H2SO4
u got hakcd
- by yanana mus
// https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WPCLda_erI
DESPERATE BUT NOT HELPLESS
I FEEL SO USELESS IN THE MURDEERRR CIIIITY
i'm a very good actor because every time people ask me how i'm doing i get to practice
Why don't you just tell the truth?
because i don't want people to help me or worry
To be fair, they probably wouldn't do either. Maybe if it's your parents they'll worry but that's about it.
You should try telling it how it is. It's fun to see strangers, like clerks or waiters, squirm when you tell them it's a shitty day. Also when you feel great and you say so and mean it you feel even better.
alternatively just respond with how are you and then the exchange ends
how are you doing
i am not
how many knots (nautical miles) are you doing
-1 i have overflowed the 8-bit digital counter on my boat speed counter
i'm calling this aesthetic schizocore
why is the opposito of innstall not unstall
inn-stall is where your horse sleeps when traveling
if there is investment what is outvestment
vest you wear over your jacket
SCREEN RADIATION
lange
schlange
STEVE BALLMER
STEVE BALLMER
SLAMMER
how to upgrade pentium 4 ???
SLAM IT
ppl rejected LISP and SMALLTALK, they embraced EUNUCHS and C instead
now ppl embrace NPM and JAVASCRIPT and BROWSER DOM because it's kind of like EMACS
morans
moarones
BROTHERMAN BILL
accidentally poured orange juice in my milk today while dressed like a 90s hacker from palo alto
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<For anyone having to provide proof of their age, this is because of a recent revision to a directive passed across virtually all of Europe which now REQUIRES proof of age for anyone wanting to watch/purchase age restricted media in those countries, which extends to online viewing; this is not strictly a Google thing. The full details of the new directive can be found here: https://ec.europa.eu/digital-single-market/en/audiovisual-media-services-directive-avmsd
SEX CRIME
Rape Factor
Welcome back to THE TWERK
SUPEROBEDIENCE DISABILITY PRIVILEGE
REMOVAL OF ORGANS TO BELONG
666 VOODO BUGMAN PRO
THE INFERTILE MONKS OF CONSUMERISM
ANAL SEX REWARD
GENDER REVEAL
DAD'S ON THE ROOF
HE'S GONNA JUMP
hhaha poorfags they always be treating their poverty as some kind of virtue
richfags do be acting like money has value and will fill the void in their heart doe
like nigga you gon die in 70 years and you really wanna spend that time it making the world even worse for shiny shekles you don't really have any use for
what are you gonna buy yet another anime figurine, game console? fucking read bitch
my computers don't have previous owner's skin, cum and feces in them haha
(btw im joking im merely nigger-rich while living in decrepit soviet apartment)
on more serious node in rural area richfags can buy land, tools, machinery, produce something and maintain the place and afford better stuff than unaesthetic building material scraps out of dump to repair and improve their habitats while poorfags are in ave how 'clever' they are making their house exteriors resembling eyesore shantyshacks
money is power. the poor will always be critical of how the rich use it. rich who use it to shove it in poor's faces without actually having the ability to keep that power (rich niggas) aren't contributing to stability. The strategy seems to be to convince the poor that status-symbols are the meaning of life but i doubt this will last long. I try to convince rich idiots to at least try to hide their low iq but obviously that doesn't go over well. meanwhile proper rich folk never get heard about by poor people since they don't do social media stunts
Yeah richfags nowadays are degenerate af. Richfags back in the day like Mansa Musa straight up just threw so much money at the poor that he basically collapsed the economy.
PETITION TO MAKE NESTED PARENTHESIS PART OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
why have ratwires been expelled from 109 countries?
it was for giving predatory loans
also that one time we committed vehicular manslaughter
Do you want some french canadian fries?
ok this is going too far this is going to be reported to Homeland Security
CALL 911 NOW
BASS DROP
BRROOOOOOP NIGANIGANIGA SMOKE KU$H BRROOOOOOP
google sex boobies :DDDD
every night the knife in my soul that was first placed there as a child is twisted and i curse the child in me whose curiosity lead to the destruction of everything he loved
state enforced sopa de macaco
UMA DELICIA
monke :2
heyyy buddyz, first time posting
helloooo welcome to the good internet where all the cool (schizophrenic) people are
bums & prostitutes & random women who militia men wanted to arrest and rape were shipped all beyond city limits and faggots were put into mental institutions and neets were arrested and forced to learn a trade
semi-working system ngl
last night i fell asleep crying to 'gf asmr [loving] [30 mins] [cuddles]' but no one will know
now i know
oh know
you know
know what
2005
i love this country
i can already tell your iq is below a testor oven
english-speaking balding single urban white guys who own a cat (*a feline( as they would call it) and have an IT, computer science and programming background are the smartest people in t he world literary the most though provoking radical philosophers and most rational critics on social issues wittiest webcomic authors with dark sense of humor gifted with never-ending talent as their teachers would say
Is there a way to clear what comes up on iknowwhatyoudownload? If you torrent enough not-illegal stuff would it clear
not that i'm torrenting illegal things, it would be terrible and very illegal to copy the arrangement of bits on someone else's computer because the person who first arranged them like that said we couldn't
WOW LOOK AT THIS EPIC POSTCAST XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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LE MEME BOOK HAS ARRAVIED
yee
Sex your mom
Big chunker from Germany [a non-English speaking American colonial state in Central Europe] who makes money from showing off his technically legal optimizations to technically legal arrow propulsion devices to better welcome refugees is organizing a worker's union for Youtube Content Creators https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocwrLmXj9Jk
making a movie about weev. shia labeouf is signed on to star. he's preparing for the role by getting the swastika tattoo.
horniness and perversion is a thin facade for wanting to be loved
the hornier and more perverted you are the more you need to be loved but the harder you are to love
violently assault the ghost of karl marx
TOP10 YOUTUBE
Guy turns into woman, to get woman? I mean, do you see? We're going mad!
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i can't tell if anyone thinks its inappropriate because they never say anything but i realized in sweatpants my penis outline is very noticable. if i am walking it probably bounces in and out of vision
I am Proto, your security is my Motto
Install me on your computer
To protect your data better
With me there no viruses
Could enter your computer
Malware, Spyware, Trojan
All gone forever
street cancer battles
twerking on Flat Earth
buttfucking supermembers-of-society
the furniture is rotating
THE FURNITURE IS ROTTING
ENTROPY INSIDE AND ALL AROUND
DECAY IS CONSTANT
STRUGGLE IS ETERNAL
when the terror cell is sus &3486;&3486;ඞ
TOO FAST FOR INTERNET
2 FAST FOR LIFE
ive never been slow
overclock your brain
anyone know if the webarchive has an onion
i never make it to GLOOMTUBE LATENIGHT live cuz it's like 3-9 am