why is it so hard to have a friend?
i love you, you love me, we are a happy family.
i don't know man
thats not funny and I love adverts
in today's fast-jived environment it's common to get overtwerked
Don't touch my firmware.
Don't touch my FUPA!
and other things americans normally say
alot is not a misspelling
Hmm yep
>saint petersburg
>saint francisco
>both are full of наркомания and пидераси
hmmm
what пидераси???
Sirgay
and
Gayorgy
why does every anglo youtuber in tech and videogames have a chinese wife and optionally a mongrel child or two
it's like a parody of reality
glowniggers... neon-nazis...
i'm starting to see a pattern
world soup kitchen
make the world soup
sosignet
unlimited altruism towards universalist panopticon
Sent from my AOL Desktop Gold
FULLY VACCINATED
imunesystem as a subcription
by the way its also cringe to put it that way but where do you go from there except for gutting and killing urself (or somebody else)
> it's still up
it's still up
> it's still up
it's still up
> it's still up
it's still up
who's gonna fix that
<a>
FULL BLOWJOB
blowjob community edition
collect plastic particles from ocean and mold them in into garden chairs
TWERKING CLASS
win xbox 360
x bone
HyungTauMI xPlone One+
win a free trip to X11 - the X.org Foundation Windowing
wow
did u know x org foundation has a conference? you can be the 27th live attendant
https://www.youtube.com/c/XOrgFoundation/videos
maybe the cookiemonster... but nah that would be icky.
Why does my semen smell like cookies? It used to smell like bleach. I haven't eaten any cookies in quite a while.
CHINESE LINKS
fasdfakkkkkkkkkkkkk
We live in a society
have you head about digital money?
like digital fiat or crypto?
yeah its like money but digital
wen larper realises why some javascript browser APIs exist from reading comments section
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpZBYcD3ysY
oi wtf is this
chirpnet
fucking birds
schizonet
im big on thos comptuers
COMPUTERS
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
GAY BLOWJOB ON INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY
..GAS STATION.
I recognize that gay blowjob!!!
in 20 years there will be mass suicides caused by zoomer women realising they've utterly destroyed their life by following the most extreme of feminist advice
<over 30, fat saggy arms, pill addiction, leg, sleeve and stomach tattoos, economic recession
makes sense.
make it 10!
asmr for men with mmomy issues
asmr for landboat sailors with crypto market issues
what the FUCK is a landboat
AMERICA IS A SHIP IM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN
Visit Window of Life!
https://trovo.live/WindowOfLife2
pear programming
90s african civil war encarta
Wind? More like losed
heh
there is a tumblr account that exclusively posts images of bad teeth as an aesthetic
wearing a DHL shirt, track jacket and 90s speed dealer glasses to look like you have been busting your ass in a warehouse and are part of the working class is an aesthetic also
affluent rich xml people
convince some boomer to invest in "xml". it is the future.
unlike these jsons from innercity
it's interesting how people bash the school->work->marriage->kids->death pipeline but their proposed alternative is work->hookup->repeat->die which seems like... exponentially worse and more boring
atomization is a self-perpetuating downward spiral, where contrived interactions make socializing itself too mendokusai to bear
maybe a 'big family on a homestead at christmas' vr game will show up on steam one of these days
is everyone around me dumb or am i the dumb one?
they don't want you to know that random = funny
reject thoughtful humor embrace absurdity
Dada state of mind
imagine unironically taking a guy who calls himself 'dada' seriously
ok boomer
you keep wearing pants on your head while they feed on your children
why is the idea of having mayo from a tub revolting but putting it on your chips is fine
THONK
CHONK
spreadsheet?
more like
spread shit
FUCK YOU
no more spreadsheets, scientific calculator supremacy
chunkynet
meant to post i n vidliii thear-deaaadt-trhead
Set the controls for the heart of the sun
WOOMY!
and other very important thoughts of a squid
snoog linux
there is a north pole, and a south pole, is there a black pole?
I'm having a rap
BIOLENINISM PRO
WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE
& COMPLETE ABOMINATION
UNFATHOMABLE SHAME AND DISAPPOINTMENT
MAXXED OUT SOCIAL PARASITISM
2ND 3RD & 4TH HAND CRINGE AND BURDEN+++
DEPICTED AS SCREAMING SLUG SNAILMAN
DEMONIC LEECH OF HUMAN SOUL
AND EFFORT
I walk this lonely sneed on the boulevard of broken chucks
u usedd 2 call me on my pinephone
late night when u need my chuck
im gona put u in a SHAME ROOM
ROOM OF SHAME
...what happens in the shame room
SHAME
ENDLESS SHAME
heh
DRUMF
heheheheh
HEH
your girlfriend is PHOTOSHOPPED
you thought
i wouldn't even notice
HEH
HEH
lyng bastards like you
have no place on my myspacepage
but what if i told you
you've been CAUGHT
RED HANDED
HEH
you probably thought
you could get AWAY with this
HEH
but HEY
THOUGH LUCK
HEH
REAL LIBERALISM HAS NEVER BEEN TRIED
EARLY LIFE
I HATE YOU ALL AND WANT YOU DEAD
omg saaaaame
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brazillian emale client
we are the ngo the ambassadors the public relations the council the spokespeople the diplomacy coordinators the strategic consultancy w/ members who have 6 year degree in 'combined social sciences' from places like 'open university' in buchingamshire and we basically work towards legalizing pedophilia and importing brown people
/#just-linkedin-things
glomps u
kisses
OwO
w-why do you have such big eyes... d-daddy?
optical cancer!
THINK
CHINK
me need some cocaine and bitches
need me some propane and birches
between your ears
me need some cocaine and bitches
Embrace the chaos!
TWENTY SIX NIGGABYTES OF BBCR5 RAM
- paying portion of my money every month in bills for proprietary software subscription services to corporation makes me feel like i'm doing something and have personal growth and important obligations and gives me sense of tangible value for what im doing.
- and you?
and you need that?
WELCOME TO THE COW ZONE
ONLY DRINK MILK FROM PREGNANT COWS
FULL FAT
SEMI-SKIMMED
FRESHLY PASTEURISED
ELEGANT... ESTROGEN
FIRST THE ROTOLACTOR...
THEN THE MILK
MY GUT IS IN LOVE WITH LACTOSE
CO-OP COW MILKING
STUFF MILK DOWN MY THROAT
STICK UDDERS IN MY MOUTH
PRESSURISED MILK CANISTERS
ACIDIFY ME
AND MAKE IT CHEESY
>>FRESHLY PASTEURISED
thassa cringe padna
cool 60fsp graphcis but shit fwrinting
positive persistent treats and harrasment
Taliexpress
afghanistan maglevs sponsored by china
black men and naruto references go together like white girls nad starkbux
COVID9000 VACCINE SUPERSHOTS
don't touch me with ur COVID hands!
covid toes
INVEST IN ISIS & FLUORIDE
BE RICH FOREVER
& COVID & GITLAB
BE RICH FOREVER
My meta-ironic misogyny is just cope for the fact that the hold women can exert over me terrifies me deeply
this post goes very hard
love from Kazakhstan
i hate women so much it's unreal
i dream in html
https://www.nospyphone.com
I'm not surprised if Apple imposes this feature to other Apple products too. Meanwhile, quoted earlier paragraph from DefensiveComputingChecklist website:
If you have an Apple ID, then Apple is tracking you. According to Michael Bazzell (Oct 2019) macOS Catalina and Mojave can both be clean-installed and used without an Apple ID.
I must use Apple, no matter what they do to me.
I CHOOSE SCIENCE
* cool reddit music plays *
I AM A SHILL
FROM LINKEDIN
faustian nightmare creature
respond to this if u want me to enslave you to do little chores around my house! ^.^
I LOVE BRAZIL!!!
EXTREME SOFTWARE
This park is really clean and tidy
nice stereotyping bigot
black people hair radio
hair based antenna technology
Smackintosh the Hackintosh!
homebrew is really shitty
even cygwin fork msys2 on windows uses pacman (likein ARCH LINUX) and it's one thing that works
why is the homebrew so really shitty
fun fact: you can run xfce on macos via macports
it just keeps twerking better
- steven paul jobs, 1945-2001
the problem with african americans is that they are american
my house is surrounded by angry gingers
MONEY CEMETERY
BURP
heh
that's really sad
t
it's kinda crazy how women don't seem to be capable of wearing clothes nowadays
it is indeed crazy but why would you complain about being able to see natures perfection like it was supposed to be seen?
because i'm not a coomer, i don't want to see your mommy milkers when i'm asking you about my taxes it just makes me want to rape you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGngeoHVdHQ
Download IE7 Today!
i masturbate to pictures of dead dolphins doing the macarena and screaming at little children piling up on the curb while business men with bluetooths cum all over them simultaneously screaming stereotypical phrases like "yeah im on my way jim" and "the stocks are looking great this year" damn right the stocks are looking good my dick gets rock hard just looking at that shit go up on the charts
same
MIDDLE AGED FATSOS WITH STRONG ASTHMA, MOST WOMEN, AND ALL THIRD WORLD BROWN PEOPLE ARE SIMPLY NOT CAPABLE OF COMPREHENDING THE CONCEPT OF MUTE BUTTON THEIR CULTURES HAVE NO CONCEPTION OF NOT MAKING HARSH NOISE IN MIDDLE OF CONVERSATION OR PRESENTATION
eradicate israel
now this is what I call internet music
>>3333
>eradicate israel
>that get
IUDEA DELENDA EST
Topic is Iudeo?
speckled ceramic, lump-in proletoilet
sneeze the means of waste production
accelerationism is not about driving cars at high speed
but it should be
Kraftwerk - Reichsautobahn
DEJA VU I HAVE BEEN HERE IN 1964
ASUS inspires me to, uh, - search for incredible
Every time when I turn on my computer and my Windows Vista loads
ASUS
Insiring Innovation - Persistent Perfection
In search of Incredible
i a m inspried
by ASUS
remember to always live, laugh, and love.
boomer pillows and CYBER symposiums the great spectacle must keep going we are BTFOing the commies ok it's super serious
You still have something to do here.
you know me, i write elaborate comments on porn sites, i REVIEW the porn videos
do you? or does the porn review you?
they will slowly normalise things until you become the weird one for not wanting to rape babies in the street
>as a conservative i think it's totally fine to rape babies in your own home i just have a problem when you do it in the street you see
i identify as conservative but ageism is just too far, adult convicts of all genders must have the right to serve their sentences in correctional facilities together with children
If your parents are glowniggers, you can do whatever you want.
DDOS YOUR LOCAL FARM
kill your local kiwi
ELIMINATE NEW ZEELAND
FUNGUS FARM
virtual dad
MONEY CENTURY
active barrel
you know alot of problems would be solve if they just blew up tatooine
<h1>I hate my life</h1>
<code>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA</code>
you cant be that way you got to twerk it together
I refuse because gender dysphorics are crazy people and I won't play their faggy game.
let us remind ourselves that in 2006 the unlimited freedom of expression for the underdog in the doggy-dog world and anti corporate oligopoly stances were american democratic party talking points
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP_3WnJ42kw
people always advocate free speech until they're on top
quintessential workers
🤝 continental breakfasts
🤝 internatational space
LIKE WHY WOULD I LET RJ45 WESTERN DIGITAL HARD DRIVE ENCLOSURE SEND AND RECEIVE SHIT THROUGH THE INTERNET AND OFFER ME "APPS"
BASED
monetize simp labor
find simps on linkedin
monetize their labor
maximize the simps
jane goodall's simps
make simps do the work
lower the cost with simps
let the simps do it for you
my ma makes the best gravy this side of the east river
#simpma grindset
immobile games
gook gook
display urself
https://www.vidlii.com/
sharing video content on textboard https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=CyJRbWOdkGL
based horsiiiiiiii
that place just looks like nostalgia bait
this post just reads like contrarian buzzwords
this post just reads like contra-contrarian buzzwords
Beam me up, Scotty!
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO SILLYMAN
Fullfill the prophecy!
why
UNFATHOMABLY GARGANTUAN, SUPPLE, MILKY RENAMON TIDDIES
∑
which puzzlz are gud?
i don't get it is everyone lonely or is it just me cus it seems like everyone's lonely
only if i had no access to the internet and no books.
you are lonely.